Toast to the new job
Told they will be missed
Late arrival from the office
Work lanyard still on
Laptop bag under the table
Tab opened at the bar
Asked about the new commute
Asked why they are leaving
Asked what the company does
Start date announced
Leaving card passed around
Someone reads the card aloud
Short speech at the table
Unsolicited career advice
Promise to stay in touch
Work phone still buzzing
Drink bought for the leaver
Remember the little people
Asked if they are hiring
Leaver buys a round
Counteroffer mentioned
Notice period mentioned
Badge hand-in mentioned
Who covers the work now
Replacement already hired
Someone claims the desk
Desk plant handed over
Old nameplate brought along
Years of service counted
Story from their first day
Inside joke about a client
Old boss impression done
The boss stays one drink
Old company shirt worn
Leaving email quoted back
New group chat started
Connection request sent
New office looked up online
New dress code discussed
Someone else hints at leaving
Novelty mug as a gift
Envelope of cash given
Bottle given as a gift
Exit interview story told
First day nerves admitted
Someone orders shots
Absent colleague on video
New colleague joins the drinks
Move to a second bar
Last goodbye at the door