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Sheet cake in the breakroom
Slideshow of old photos
Card signed by everyone
Boss gives a speech
Coworker imitates their voice
Speech turns sincere
Catchphrase quoted back
Years of service announced
Award passed around the room
Toast raised to them
Everyone stands to clap
Phones up during the speech
Gag gift unwrapped
Asked about their plans
Handshake or hug line
Person they trained speaks
First free Monday plans
Joke about the coffee machine
Someone brings up the reorg
Someone still answering emails
Conference room is too small
Old ID badge photo shown
Photo of someone who left
Projector cable fumbled
Speaker reads off a phone
Nickname used in a speech
Their mug given away
Desk already cleared out
Someone asks who takes over
Out of office read aloud
Asked where files are kept
Company badge handed in
Cubicle covered in streamers
Spouse introduced to coworkers
Cake cut by the retiree
Retiree roasts the boss
Thanks the team by name
Heckle from the back
Story cut short by laughing
Parking spot reassigned
Someone dressed as them
Song parody about them
Clapped out of the building
Video message from a client
Original job ad read aloud
Old company logo on screen
Poem read from a card
Whiteboard countdown at zero
Old business card shown