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“Oh sorry were you sleeping?” While poking at you
Asked for help immediately apologized for existing
Caught yourself doing nothing... aggressively
Considered unplugging everything just to see how fast they’d move
Forgot a word made up a new one
Got blood pressure checked while mid-nap
Got tangled in a blanket like a burrito with regret
Got tangled in the IV cord like a gremlin
Had to repeat “No I’m not dizzy just weird”
Listened to hallway gossip like it’s a podcast
Made direct eye contact during blood draw
Nodded politely at medical terms you didn’t understand
Nurse left the curtain open—full ass exposure
Nurse says “We’ll get you out of here soon!”
Pretended to sleep to avoid interaction
Realized you’re playing The Bachelor in your mind but with favorite nurses
Said “I feel fine” while very much not fine
Said “I’m fine” but meant “this is wildly inconvenient for me”
Someone walks in without knocking
Thought a machine was broken—it wasn’t it was you
Thought about escaping through the window
Told to “stay hydrated” while peeing for the 12th time
Tried to look normal while dragging an IV pole
Used the call button… for revenge
