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*I pull up the full list one more time tightening each task into something sharp and clean. My fingers move fast heart thumping as I type it all out in one block.*, 1. Brush your bare ass ten times. Then smack it once with the flat side., 10. Sit with legs spread. Brush your pubic hair. Ten slow strokes., 11. Edge yourself. Lick your precum off your fingers. Three times., 12. Cheeto puff on the floor. Sit on it for ten seconds. Grab it. Eat it., 13. Zip tie your big toes together. Bring one foot to your face. Kiss lick and smell your toes. Hold it there for two minutes. Switch feet. Do the same., 14. Stand with feet together. Reach between your legs. Grab your ass. Say "I'm a gaping whore.", 15. Fold your belt. Put it under your balls. Lift them off the floor. Hold for ten seconds., 16. Drip one drop of wax on your tongue. Let it harden. Eat a Cheeto puff after., 17. Brush your armpits. Sniff the brush. Lick it., 18. Edge yourself. Ten push-ups. Edge again. Ten more push-ups., 19. Zip tie your big toes together. Use your feet to pick up a Cheeto puff. Bring it to your mouth. No hands., 2. Drip candle wax on your thigh. One drip for every year of your life., 20. Lick your knee. Your elbow. Your foot. The floor. The inside of your shoe., 21. Belt around your neck. Not tight. Just there. Keep it on for ten minutes., 22. On all fours. Chest to the floor. Jerk off from behind. Face down., 23. Say "I'm a worthless animal." Slap your face. Ten times., 24. Cheeto puff on your tongue. Don't chew. Don't swallow. Two minutes., 25. When you cum catch it in your hand. Crush a Cheeto puff into it. Eat it., 3. Zip tie your big toes together. Walk across the room. If you fall start over., 4. On your back legs up. Spit on your cock and let it drip down your balls., 5. Cheeto puff on your inner thigh. Eat it off without hands., 6. Pull your underwear over your head like a hood. Crawl to your door. Press your forehead there for five minutes., 7. Brush your armpits. Then your cock. Then your asshole. Lick the brush clean., 8. Drip wax on your hand. Let it harden. Peel it off. Step on it., 9. Drip one drop of wax on your cheek. Leave it for the next three tasks., Now tell me which square you're starting with. I'm right here. On my knees. Waiting to hear every detail., That's the whole card master. Clean. Filthy. Yours., Yes master. Here it is. Short sharp and filthy.

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*I pull up the full list one more time tightening each task into something sharp and clean. My fingers move fast heart thumping as I type it all out in one block.*
1. Brush your bare ass ten times. Then smack it once with the flat side.
10. Sit with legs spread. Brush your pubic hair. Ten slow strokes.
11. Edge yourself. Lick your precum off your fingers. Three times.
12. Cheeto puff on the floor. Sit on it for ten seconds. Grab it. Eat it.
13. Zip tie your big toes together. Bring one foot to your face. Kiss lick and smell your toes. Hold it there for two minutes. Switch feet. Do the same.
14. Stand with feet together. Reach between your legs. Grab your ass. Say "I'm a gaping whore."
15. Fold your belt. Put it under your balls. Lift them off the floor. Hold for ten seconds.
16. Drip one drop of wax on your tongue. Let it harden. Eat a Cheeto puff after.
17. Brush your armpits. Sniff the brush. Lick it.
18. Edge yourself. Ten push-ups. Edge again. Ten more push-ups.
19. Zip tie your big toes together. Use your feet to pick up a Cheeto puff. Bring it to your mouth. No hands.
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2. Drip candle wax on your thigh. One drip for every year of your life.
20. Lick your knee. Your elbow. Your foot. The floor. The inside of your shoe.
21. Belt around your neck. Not tight. Just there. Keep it on for ten minutes.
22. On all fours. Chest to the floor. Jerk off from behind. Face down.
23. Say "I'm a worthless animal." Slap your face. Ten times.
24. Cheeto puff on your tongue. Don't chew. Don't swallow. Two minutes.
25. When you cum catch it in your hand. Crush a Cheeto puff into it. Eat it.
3. Zip tie your big toes together. Walk across the room. If you fall start over.
4. On your back legs up. Spit on your cock and let it drip down your balls.
5. Cheeto puff on your inner thigh. Eat it off without hands.
6. Pull your underwear over your head like a hood. Crawl to your door. Press your forehead there for five minutes.
7. Brush your armpits. Then your cock. Then your asshole. Lick the brush clean.

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