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A nurse asks: "Have your bowels opened today?
A visitor arrives with a bunch of grapes
Asked your "Name & DOB" for the tenth time today
Hearing the housekeeping trolley rattling from a mile off
Offered a lukewarm builder’s tea
Offered a tiny plastic cup of water with your pills
Someone brings in a packet of McVitie’s biscuits
Someone complains about the ward temperature
Someone says: "The pharmacist just needs to sign it off"
Spotting a red tray at someone's bedside
Spotting someone wearing neon grip socks
Squeaky shoes echoing down the corridor
Struggling to untangle the tethered call button
Successfully walked all the way to the day room
The bedside TV screen refuses to tilt the right way
The Consultant arrives with an entourage of 8 doctors
The doctor says: "We are just waiting on bloods"
The IV pump starts beeping aggressively
The nurse says: "On a scale of 1 to 10..."
Ward round whispering right outside your curtain
Woken up at 06:00 AM for a blood pressure check
You finished your whole meal
You get the coveted window bed position
Your dinner tray comes with a cup of lukewarm custard
