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"VIP" patient
2 RNs call off sick
3 hours behind in charting
Accidentally stuck self with needle
All 5 patients are on contact precautions
Angry family in patient's room
Broken pen light
Can't find my pen
Caught patient smoking in bathroom
Change of shift admission
Chest tube falls out
Code brown!
Coffee pot is empty
Crossed sterile field
Declines much needed shower
Diabetic patient somehow found and is drinking coca-cola
Discharged PT readmitted 6 hours later
Family member faints
Fecal dis-impaction
Filled the wrong colored vial with blood
Forgot to put in patient meal order
Gave insulin and tray are late
GI bleed
Have to question MD order
IV pump won't stop beeping
Linen cart is empty
Medications not in pyxis
Missing patient
Naked patient in hall
No extra IV pumps or poles
No time to eat
No time to pee
NPO PT eats
Patient "needs" private room
Patient asks for an enema
Patient denies necessary BP medications
Patient had a BM on the floor... twice!
Patient has been NPO for 14 hours and MD orders a new test
Patient is hemorrhaging
Patient left AMA
Patient screams "nurse!" instead of using call light
Patient sneezed in your face
Patient tells you that you don't know what you're doing
Patient's bed won't go down
Patient's chart is missing
PCT reports blood sugar of 56 mg/dl
Pharmacy still hasn't sent needed medications
Projectile vomit
PT has 23 meds
PT is a hard stick and IV is no longer patent
Put isolation gear on and realized you forgot something
Rectal tube fell out
Simultaneous codes
Strict I/O PT empties own urinal
TABS keep going off
Tele monitor shows ventricular fibrillation
You have body fluids on your shoes
Your child calls you at work and says they're sick at school
Your neighbor asks you if you'll look at their rash
Your non nurse friends think everything you talk about is gross
