Parent Guilt Bingo Bingo Cards to Download, Print and Customize!

B	I	N	G	O
Bought a bunch of stuff for baby I didn't need	Hid in the bathroom with a chocolate bar	Swore around my kid	Used a screen as a babysitter	Birthday party was not pintrest worthy
Used fruit snacks to keep them quiet	Left the store with a full cart	Went to the bathroom to "escape"	Purchased non organic food	Baby food from a jar
Put to bed early for no reason	Bribed my kids to behave	FREE	Forgot the "Tooth Fairy"	Made a threat you had not intention of keeping
Didn't actually watch when told "Watch this!"	Didn't read to them today	Use disposable diapers	Pajamas and hat for school drop off	Cookies for breakfast
On my phone at the park	Still not completed my baby book	Lied and said your food was "spicy"	Threw away their artwork	Didn't share your snack

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 29 events.
Baby food from a jar, Birthday party was not pintrest worthy, Bought a bunch of stuff for baby I didn't need, Bribed my kids to behave, Cookies for breakfast, Didn't actually watch when told "Watch this!", Didn't read to them today, Didn't share your snack, Failed to cherish every moment today, Forgot the "Tooth Fairy", Gave in to a tantrum, Hid in the bathroom with a chocolate bar, Left the store with a full cart, Lied and said your food was "spicy", Made a threat you had not intention of keeping, On my phone at the park, Pajamas and hat for school drop off, Purchased non organic food, Put to bed early for no reason, Sing anything other than Disney, Still not completed my baby book, Swore around my kid, Threw away their artwork, Took the batteries out of a toy, Up until 9pm on a school night, Use disposable diapers, Used a screen as a babysitter, Used fruit snacks to keep them quiet, Went to the bathroom to "escape".

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
On my phone at the park	Left the store with a full cart	Sing anything other than Disney	Used a screen as a babysitter	Gave in to a tantrum
Swore around my kid	Threw away their artwork	Still not completed my baby book	Didn't share your snack	Forgot the "Tooth Fairy"
Up until 9pm on a school night	Used fruit snacks to keep them quiet	FREE	Birthday party was not pintrest worthy	Failed to cherish every moment today
Didn't actually watch when told "Watch this!"	Put to bed early for no reason	Bought a bunch of stuff for baby I didn't need	Didn't read to them today	Lied and said your food was "spicy"
Made a threat you had not intention of keeping	Hid in the bathroom with a chocolate bar	Bribed my kids to behave	Pajamas and hat for school drop off	Cookies for breakfast