Getting Old Sucks Bingo Cards to Download, Print and Customize!

B	I	N	G	O
Viagra	bursitis	saggy boobs	hearing aids	cataracts
memory games	cane	arthritis	osteoporosis	arch supports
wrinkles	corns	FREE	depends	hot flashes
support hose	aches and pains	acid reflex	multi-day pillbox	weight gain
girdles	granny panties	gout	soft diets	age spots

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 41 events.
Viagra, aches and pains, acid reflex, age spots, arch supports, arthritis, artificial joints, bifocals, bursitis, cane, cardigan sweaters, cataracts, corns, cracking knees, depends, elastic waist pants, false teeth, fiber, girdles, gout, granny panties, grey hair, hearing aids, hearing loss, high blood pressure, hot flashes, insomnia, memory games, memory loss, menopause, multi-day pillbox, orthopedic shoes, osteoporosis, reading glasses, saggy boobs, senior discount, soft diets, support hose, walker, weight gain, wrinkles.

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
reading glasses	insomnia	false teeth	age spots	bifocals
osteoporosis	weight gain	hearing loss	hot flashes	cracking knees
fiber	gout	FREE	high blood pressure	cane
corns	saggy boobs	cardigan sweaters	senior discount	cataracts
memory games	elastic waist pants	girdles	soft diets	orthopedic shoes