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BINGO
Viagrabursitissaggy boobshearing aidscataracts
memory gamescanearthritisosteoporosisarch supports
wrinklescornsFREEdependshot flashes
support hoseaches and painsacid reflexmulti-day pillboxweight gain
girdlesgranny pantiesgoutsoft dietsage spots
This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 41 events:
Viagra, aches and pains, acid reflex, age spots, arch supports, arthritis, artificial joints, bifocals, bursitis, cane, cardigan sweaters, cataracts, corns, cracking knees, depends, elastic waist pants, false teeth, fiber, girdles, gout, granny panties, grey hair, hearing aids, hearing loss, high blood pressure, hot flashes, insomnia, memory games, memory loss, menopause, multi-day pillbox, orthopedic shoes, osteoporosis, reading glasses, saggy boobs, senior discount, soft diets, support hose, walker, weight gain, wrinkles.

Host Instructions:
  • Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
  • Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
  • Cross off events from the list when announced
Goals:
  • First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
  • First to get the four corners
  • First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
  • First to get all squares
Guest Instructions:
  • Check off events on your card as they occur
  • If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
  • The judge decides in the case of disputes
BINGO
reading glassesinsomniafalse teethage spotsbifocals
osteoporosisweight gainhearing losshot flashescracking knees
fibergoutFREEhigh blood pressurecane
cornssaggy boobscardigan sweaterssenior discountcataracts
memory gameselastic waist pantsgirdlessoft dietsorthopedic shoes
This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 41 events:
Viagra, aches and pains, acid reflex, age spots, arch supports, arthritis, artificial joints, bifocals, bursitis, cane, cardigan sweaters, cataracts, corns, cracking knees, depends, elastic waist pants, false teeth, fiber, girdles, gout, granny panties, grey hair, hearing aids, hearing loss, high blood pressure, hot flashes, insomnia, memory games, memory loss, menopause, multi-day pillbox, orthopedic shoes, osteoporosis, reading glasses, saggy boobs, senior discount, soft diets, support hose, walker, weight gain, wrinkles.

Host Instructions:
  • Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
  • Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
  • Cross off events from the list when announced
Goals:
  • First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
  • First to get the four corners
  • First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
  • First to get all squares
Guest Instructions:
  • Check off events on your card as they occur
  • If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
  • The judge decides in the case of disputes