Customize Menopause Bingo Cards

Just like Grandma used to play, classic style BINGO! In this game of Menopause Bingo the squares have been randomized within specific columns. The first fifth of the squares go in column 1, second fifth go in column 2, then 3, 4, 5!

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MENOPAUSE
No Libido – don’t even think about it!Moody – cool when you’re 18Crabby PattyRed Clover tea - ?Tingling extremities – and not in a good way
Hair Loss - MehItchy – everywhere rubbed rawNose hairs – WTF?Oh shit I’m having a heart attack - PalpitationsBlurry Vision – no drink taken
Memory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?Headaches – Co Codamol/Constipation - discussBLANKAdrenaline Surge – let’s do this shit!Electric shock sensations
Sleepy – power napping is realForgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank.Emotional Outbursts FFS!!!Slightly unhinged – most daysAntisocial butterfly – where is the exit?
Night Sweats – PJ shortage by TuesdayAnxiety about having anxietyOCD about ACOveractive bladder – Pee for IrelandFlatline – mind/body paralysis – oh wait..snacks 😊
This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 42 events.
Column 1: Hot Flashes – portable fan in every room, Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!, Hair Loss - Meh, Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right?, Sleepy – power napping is real, Night Sweats – PJ shortage by Tuesday, No Libido – don’t even think about it!, Brain Fog – no clue what’s happening, Memory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?
Column 2: Headaches – Co Codamol/Constipation - discuss, Facial Hair – like Windsor Davies IYKYK, Weight Gain - Bloating like dead whale, Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank., Hairy – like Yeti, Moody – cool when you’re 18, Sweary – like a Sailor, Itchy – everywhere rubbed raw, Anxiety about having anxiety
Column 3: Grey Hair – finally a β€œgrown up”, Afraid to Sneeze – especially at work, Emotional Outbursts FFS!!!, Temperamental – Moi?, Crabby Patty, OCD about AC, Nose hairs – WTF?, HRT – is it working?
Column 4: Triggers – anyone living in your house, Oh shit I’m having a heart attack - Palpitations, Wrinkles – age gracefully you ungrateful witch, Overactive bladder – Pee for Ireland, Stress Incontinence - Cough sneeze fart and pee simultaneously, Slightly unhinged – most days, Red Clover tea - ?, Adrenaline Surge – let’s do this shit!
Column 5: Flatline – mind/body paralysis – oh wait..snacks 😊, Antisocial butterfly – where is the exit?, Tingling extremities – and not in a good way, Panic Attacks – forgotten card – at till., Electric shock sensations, Tinnitus/High frequency squeal? Anyone?, Blurry Vision – no drink taken, Clutz extraordinaire – walking bruise


Host Instructions:
  • Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
  • Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
  • Cross off events from the list when announced
Goals:
  • First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
  • First to get the four corners
  • First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
  • First to get all squares
Guest Instructions:
  • Check off events on your card as they occur
  • If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
  • The judge decides in the case of disputes
MENOPAUSE
Brain Fog – no clue what’s happeningItchy – everywhere rubbed rawOCD about ACStress Incontinence - Cough sneeze fart and pee simultaneouslyPanic Attacks – forgotten card – at till.
Night Sweats – PJ shortage by TuesdayFacial Hair – like Windsor Davies IYKYKEmotional Outbursts FFS!!!Wrinkles – age gracefully you ungrateful witchBlurry Vision – no drink taken
Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank.BLANKOveractive bladder – Pee for IrelandClutz extraordinaire – walking bruise
Sleepy – power napping is realHeadaches – Co Codamol/Constipation - discussNose hairs – WTF?Slightly unhinged – most daysTingling extremities – and not in a good way
Hot Flashes – portable fan in every roomHairy – like YetiHRT – is it working?Triggers – anyone living in your houseElectric shock sensations
This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 42 events.
Column 1: Hot Flashes – portable fan in every room, Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!, Hair Loss - Meh, Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right?, Sleepy – power napping is real, Night Sweats – PJ shortage by Tuesday, No Libido – don’t even think about it!, Brain Fog – no clue what’s happening, Memory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?
Column 2: Headaches – Co Codamol/Constipation - discuss, Facial Hair – like Windsor Davies IYKYK, Weight Gain - Bloating like dead whale, Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank., Hairy – like Yeti, Moody – cool when you’re 18, Sweary – like a Sailor, Itchy – everywhere rubbed raw, Anxiety about having anxiety
Column 3: Grey Hair – finally a β€œgrown up”, Afraid to Sneeze – especially at work, Emotional Outbursts FFS!!!, Temperamental – Moi?, Crabby Patty, OCD about AC, Nose hairs – WTF?, HRT – is it working?
Column 4: Triggers – anyone living in your house, Oh shit I’m having a heart attack - Palpitations, Wrinkles – age gracefully you ungrateful witch, Overactive bladder – Pee for Ireland, Stress Incontinence - Cough sneeze fart and pee simultaneously, Slightly unhinged – most days, Red Clover tea - ?, Adrenaline Surge – let’s do this shit!
Column 5: Flatline – mind/body paralysis – oh wait..snacks 😊, Antisocial butterfly – where is the exit?, Tingling extremities – and not in a good way, Panic Attacks – forgotten card – at till., Electric shock sensations, Tinnitus/High frequency squeal? Anyone?, Blurry Vision – no drink taken, Clutz extraordinaire – walking bruise


Host Instructions:
  • Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
  • Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
  • Cross off events from the list when announced
Goals:
  • First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
  • First to get the four corners
  • First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
  • First to get all squares
Guest Instructions:
  • Check off events on your card as they occur
  • If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
  • The judge decides in the case of disputes