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Naughty BINGO
I wasn't expecting it to be this big	It's time to be serviced	I like it on top	That's what she/he said	Please hold while i transfer you to Carolanne.
Went down the wrong hole	That's a tight fit	Oh My	It needs more lubrication	Grab it with both hands
Let's lock the door	I've had bigger	PURE ROMANCE BY JOANY	Just the tip	Careful its slippery when wet
I need a minute	It came early	Put it in gently	Its harder than expected	Can you make it longer
Is it supposed to bend like that	Mind the crack	I can always squeeze you in	That's quite a package	Keep going I'm nearly there

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 24 events.
Can you make it longer, Careful its slippery when wet, Grab it with both hands, I can always squeeze you in, I like it on top, I need a minute, I wasn't expecting it to be this big, I've had bigger, Is it supposed to bend like that, It came early, It needs more lubrication, It's time to be serviced, Its harder than expected, Just the tip, Keep going I'm nearly there, Let's lock the door, Mind the crack, Oh My, Please hold while i transfer you to Carolanne., Put it in gently, That's a tight fit, That's quite a package, That's what she/he said, Went down the wrong hole.

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

Naughty BINGO
It's time to be serviced	I wasn't expecting it to be this big	Put it in gently	That's a tight fit	Let's lock the door
That's what she/he said	Grab it with both hands	Just the tip	Can you make it longer	Careful its slippery when wet
I've had bigger	It came early	PURE ROMANCE BY JOANY	That's quite a package	I need a minute
Keep going I'm nearly there	Is it supposed to bend like that	Its harder than expected	Went down the wrong hole	I like it on top
Oh My	I can always squeeze you in	Mind the crack	It needs more lubrication	Please hold while i transfer you to Carolanne.