SHIT THEY SAY Bingo Cards to Download, Print and Customize!

B	I	N	G	O
I HAVE A COUPON BUT I DIDNT BRING IT	I ONLY HAVE MEDICAID	I GET STUFF HERE ALL THE TIME	WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE??	SPEAK A SPANISH?
WHY WONT INSURANCE COVER VIAGRA	WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT NEEDS PA I HAVE A SCRIPT	REFILL EVERYTHING IN MY PROFILE	I NEED THE LITTLE WHITE ONES	DONT YOU HAVE MY NEW INS.
ISN'T THAT ON THE $4 LIST?	I LOST THEM/STOLEN	FREE	I SAW MY DOCTOR SEND THE SCRIPTS	BUT I NEED IT NOW
I GOT A CALL	I NEED 29G 1CC	WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT HAVE REFILLS	I PAID $xxx LAST TIME	BUT I HAVE INSURANCE
I NEED 29G .5 CC	MY DOCTOR SAID IT WOULD BE READY	I DON'T HAVE A $1	WHY DOESNT MY INS. COVER IT?	IM HERE TO PICK UP... (SILENCE)

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 24 events.
BUT I HAVE INSURANCE, BUT I NEED IT NOW, DONT YOU HAVE MY NEW INS., I DON'T HAVE A $1, I GET STUFF HERE ALL THE TIME, I GOT A CALL, I HAVE A COUPON BUT I DIDNT BRING IT, I LOST THEM/STOLEN, I NEED 29G .5 CC, I NEED 29G 1CC, I NEED THE LITTLE WHITE ONES, I ONLY HAVE MEDICAID, I PAID $xxx LAST TIME, I SAW MY DOCTOR SEND THE SCRIPTS, IM HERE TO PICK UP... (SILENCE), ISN'T THAT ON THE $4 LIST?, MY DOCTOR SAID IT WOULD BE READY, REFILL EVERYTHING IN MY PROFILE, SPEAK A SPANISH?, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT HAVE REFILLS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT NEEDS PA I HAVE A SCRIPT, WHY DOESNT MY INS. COVER IT?, WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE??, WHY WONT INSURANCE COVER VIAGRA.

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
I ONLY HAVE MEDICAID	I HAVE A COUPON BUT I DIDNT BRING IT	WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT HAVE REFILLS	WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT NEEDS PA I HAVE A SCRIPT	ISN'T THAT ON THE $4 LIST?
WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE??	DONT YOU HAVE MY NEW INS.	I SAW MY DOCTOR SEND THE SCRIPTS	BUT I HAVE INSURANCE	BUT I NEED IT NOW
I LOST THEM/STOLEN	I NEED 29G 1CC	FREE	WHY DOESNT MY INS. COVER IT?	I GOT A CALL
IM HERE TO PICK UP... (SILENCE)	I NEED 29G .5 CC	I PAID $xxx LAST TIME	WHY WONT INSURANCE COVER VIAGRA	I GET STUFF HERE ALL THE TIME
REFILL EVERYTHING IN MY PROFILE	I DON'T HAVE A $1	MY DOCTOR SAID IT WOULD BE READY	I NEED THE LITTLE WHITE ONES	SPEAK A SPANISH?