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Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

Merciless teasing of most vulnerable family member.	Screaming fight about grandpa's last wishes.	Dirty looks between your mom and your uncle.	The disclaimer before company comes over.	Someone makes up an excuse to leave before dessert.
Unnecessarily aggressive knife and fork plate scraping.	Storming out in anger.	Someone hides from washing dishes.	Quiet whispers from across the room.	Crying in the bathroom.
Snarky comment about the green beans that's not actually about the green beans.	Narcissist throws a fit when things don't go their way.	Free Space (Petty comment)	Sibling Rivalry Revived by someone who has no business discussing it.	Adult assigned to the kids' table as punishment.
Grandma smiles and feeds everyone.	Passive aggressive line of questioning ends in awkward silence.	Someone says something inappropriately sexual.	Shit-talking about someone in the next room.	"Are you sure you want to eat that?"
Overtly racist rant.	Someone gets too drunk and passes out before dinner.	Curse word said in front of a child.	Strategic avoidance of emotional elephant in the room.	Simmering resentment about event that happened 5 years ago.

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 24 events.
"Are you sure you want to eat that?", Adult assigned to the kids' table as punishment., Crying in the bathroom., Curse word said in front of a child., Dirty looks between your mom and your uncle., Grandma smiles and feeds everyone., Merciless teasing of most vulnerable family member., Narcissist throws a fit when things don't go their way., Overtly racist rant., Passive aggressive line of questioning ends in awkward silence., Quiet whispers from across the room., Screaming fight about grandpa's last wishes., Shit-talking about someone in the next room., Sibling Rivalry Revived by someone who has no business discussing it., Simmering resentment about event that happened 5 years ago., Snarky comment about the green beans that's not actually about the green beans., Someone gets too drunk and passes out before dinner., Someone hides from washing dishes., Someone makes up an excuse to leave before dessert., Someone says something inappropriately sexual., Storming out in anger., Strategic avoidance of emotional elephant in the room., The disclaimer before company comes over., Unnecessarily aggressive knife and fork plate scraping..

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

Screaming fight about grandpa's last wishes.	Merciless teasing of most vulnerable family member.	Someone says something inappropriately sexual.	Storming out in anger.	Snarky comment about the green beans that's not actually about the green beans.
The disclaimer before company comes over.	Crying in the bathroom.	Sibling Rivalry Revived by someone who has no business discussing it.	"Are you sure you want to eat that?"	Adult assigned to the kids' table as punishment.
Narcissist throws a fit when things don't go their way.	Passive aggressive line of questioning ends in awkward silence.	Free Space (Petty comment)	Strategic avoidance of emotional elephant in the room.	Grandma smiles and feeds everyone.
Simmering resentment about event that happened 5 years ago.	Overtly racist rant.	Shit-talking about someone in the next room.	Unnecessarily aggressive knife and fork plate scraping.	Dirty looks between your mom and your uncle.
Someone hides from washing dishes.	Curse word said in front of a child.	Someone gets too drunk and passes out before dinner.	Quiet whispers from across the room.	Someone makes up an excuse to leave before dessert.