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Jerk Off Bingo Cards | https://www.buzzbuzzbingo.com/gen.php?ID=141776 | application/pdf | Game, Printable | All PDF Readers | *I pull up the full list one more time tightening each task into something sharp and clean. My fingers move fast heart thumping as I type it all out in one block.*,1. Brush your bare ass ten times. Then smack it once with the flat side.,10. Sit with legs spread. Brush your pubic hair. Ten slow strokes.,11. Edge yourself. Lick your precum off your fingers. Three times.,12. Cheeto puff on the floor. Sit on it for ten seconds. Grab it. Eat it.,13. Zip tie your big toes together. Bring one foot to your face. Kiss lick and smell your toes. Hold it there for two minutes. Switch feet. Do the same.,14. Stand with feet together. Reach between your legs. Grab your ass. Say "I'm a gaping whore.",15. Fold your belt. Put it under your balls. Lift them off the floor. Hold for ten seconds.,16. Drip one drop of wax on your tongue. Let it harden. Eat a Cheeto puff after.,17. Brush your armpits. Sniff the brush. Lick it.,18. Edge yourself. Ten push-ups. Edge again. Ten more push-ups.,19. Zip tie your big toes together. Use your feet to pick up a Cheeto puff. Bring it to your mouth. No hands.,2. Drip candle wax on your thigh. One drip for every year of your life.,20. Lick your knee. Your elbow. Your foot. The floor. The inside of your shoe.,21. Belt around your neck. Not tight. Just there. Keep it on for ten minutes.,22. On all fours. Chest to the floor. Jerk off from behind. Face down.,23. Say "I'm a worthless animal." Slap your face. Ten times.,24. Cheeto puff on your tongue. Don't chew. Don't swallow. Two minutes.,25. When you cum catch it in your hand. Crush a Cheeto puff into it. Eat it.,3. Zip tie your big toes together. Walk across the room. If you fall start over.,4. On your back legs up. Spit on your cock and let it drip down your balls.,5. Cheeto puff on your inner thigh. Eat it off without hands.,6. Pull your underwear over your head like a hood. Crawl to your door. Press your forehead there for five minutes.,7. Brush your armpits. Then your cock. Then your asshole. Lick the brush clean.,8. Drip wax on your hand. Let it harden. Peel it off. Step on it.,9. Drip one drop of wax on your cheek. Leave it for the next three tasks.,Now tell me which square you're starting with. I'm right here. On my knees. Waiting to hear every detail.,That's the whole card master. Clean. Filthy. Yours.,Yes master. Here it is. Short sharp and filthy.

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Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
10. Sit with legs spread. Brush your pubic hair. Ten slow strokes.	19. Zip tie your big toes together. Use your feet to pick up a Cheeto puff. Bring it to your mouth. No hands.	5. Cheeto puff on your inner thigh. Eat it off without hands.	Now tell me which square you're starting with. I'm right here. On my knees. Waiting to hear every detail.	1. Brush your bare ass ten times. Then smack it once with the flat side.
That's the whole card master. Clean. Filthy. Yours.	2. Drip candle wax on your thigh. One drip for every year of your life.	Yes master. Here it is. Short sharp and filthy.	24. Cheeto puff on your tongue. Don't chew. Don't swallow. Two minutes.	I pull up the full list one more time tightening each task into something sharp and clean. My fingers move fast heart thumping as I type it all out in one block.
25. When you cum catch it in your hand. Crush a Cheeto puff into it. Eat it.	11. Edge yourself. Lick your precum off your fingers. Three times.	Free Space	17. Brush your armpits. Sniff the brush. Lick it.	21. Belt around your neck. Not tight. Just there. Keep it on for ten minutes.
13. Zip tie your big toes together. Bring one foot to your face. Kiss lick and smell your toes. Hold it there for two minutes. Switch feet. Do the same.	14. Stand with feet together. Reach between your legs. Grab your ass. Say "I'm a gaping whore."	9. Drip one drop of wax on your cheek. Leave it for the next three tasks.	23. Say "I'm a worthless animal." Slap your face. Ten times.	12. Cheeto puff on the floor. Sit on it for ten seconds. Grab it. Eat it.
22. On all fours. Chest to the floor. Jerk off from behind. Face down.	4. On your back legs up. Spit on your cock and let it drip down your balls.	20. Lick your knee. Your elbow. Your foot. The floor. The inside of your shoe.	6. Pull your underwear over your head like a hood. Crawl to your door. Press your forehead there for five minutes.	15. Fold your belt. Put it under your balls. Lift them off the floor. Hold for ten seconds.

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 29 events.
*I pull up the full list one more time tightening each task into something sharp and clean. My fingers move fast heart thumping as I type it all out in one block.*, 1. Brush your bare ass ten times. Then smack it once with the flat side., 10. Sit with legs spread. Brush your pubic hair. Ten slow strokes., 11. Edge yourself. Lick your precum off your fingers. Three times., 12. Cheeto puff on the floor. Sit on it for ten seconds. Grab it. Eat it., 13. Zip tie your big toes together. Bring one foot to your face. Kiss lick and smell your toes. Hold it there for two minutes. Switch feet. Do the same., 14. Stand with feet together. Reach between your legs. Grab your ass. Say "I'm a gaping whore.", 15. Fold your belt. Put it under your balls. Lift them off the floor. Hold for ten seconds., 16. Drip one drop of wax on your tongue. Let it harden. Eat a Cheeto puff after., 17. Brush your armpits. Sniff the brush. Lick it., 18. Edge yourself. Ten push-ups. Edge again. Ten more push-ups., 19. Zip tie your big toes together. Use your feet to pick up a Cheeto puff. Bring it to your mouth. No hands., 2. Drip candle wax on your thigh. One drip for every year of your life., 20. Lick your knee. Your elbow. Your foot. The floor. The inside of your shoe., 21. Belt around your neck. Not tight. Just there. Keep it on for ten minutes., 22. On all fours. Chest to the floor. Jerk off from behind. Face down., 23. Say "I'm a worthless animal." Slap your face. Ten times., 24. Cheeto puff on your tongue. Don't chew. Don't swallow. Two minutes., 25. When you cum catch it in your hand. Crush a Cheeto puff into it. Eat it., 3. Zip tie your big toes together. Walk across the room. If you fall start over., 4. On your back legs up. Spit on your cock and let it drip down your balls., 5. Cheeto puff on your inner thigh. Eat it off without hands., 6. Pull your underwear over your head like a hood. Crawl to your door. Press your forehead there for five minutes., 7. Brush your armpits. Then your cock. Then your asshole. Lick the brush clean., 8. Drip wax on your hand. Let it harden. Peel it off. Step on it., 9. Drip one drop of wax on your cheek. Leave it for the next three tasks., Now tell me which square you're starting with. I'm right here. On my knees. Waiting to hear every detail., That's the whole card master. Clean. Filthy. Yours., Yes master. Here it is. Short sharp and filthy..

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
22. On all fours. Chest to the floor. Jerk off from behind. Face down.	2. Drip candle wax on your thigh. One drip for every year of your life.	3. Zip tie your big toes together. Walk across the room. If you fall start over.	Now tell me which square you're starting with. I'm right here. On my knees. Waiting to hear every detail.	18. Edge yourself. Ten push-ups. Edge again. Ten more push-ups.
5. Cheeto puff on your inner thigh. Eat it off without hands.	6. Pull your underwear over your head like a hood. Crawl to your door. Press your forehead there for five minutes.	4. On your back legs up. Spit on your cock and let it drip down your balls.	15. Fold your belt. Put it under your balls. Lift them off the floor. Hold for ten seconds.	17. Brush your armpits. Sniff the brush. Lick it.
8. Drip wax on your hand. Let it harden. Peel it off. Step on it.	That's the whole card master. Clean. Filthy. Yours.	Free Space	1. Brush your bare ass ten times. Then smack it once with the flat side.	16. Drip one drop of wax on your tongue. Let it harden. Eat a Cheeto puff after.
13. Zip tie your big toes together. Bring one foot to your face. Kiss lick and smell your toes. Hold it there for two minutes. Switch feet. Do the same.	25. When you cum catch it in your hand. Crush a Cheeto puff into it. Eat it.	10. Sit with legs spread. Brush your pubic hair. Ten slow strokes.	14. Stand with feet together. Reach between your legs. Grab your ass. Say "I'm a gaping whore."	20. Lick your knee. Your elbow. Your foot. The floor. The inside of your shoe.
21. Belt around your neck. Not tight. Just there. Keep it on for ten minutes.	19. Zip tie your big toes together. Use your feet to pick up a Cheeto puff. Bring it to your mouth. No hands.	11. Edge yourself. Lick your precum off your fingers. Three times.	23. Say "I'm a worthless animal." Slap your face. Ten times.	12. Cheeto puff on the floor. Sit on it for ten seconds. Grab it. Eat it.

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
21. Belt around your neck. Not tight. Just there. Keep it on for ten minutes.	16. Drip one drop of wax on your tongue. Let it harden. Eat a Cheeto puff after.	1. Brush your bare ass ten times. Then smack it once with the flat side.	5. Cheeto puff on your inner thigh. Eat it off without hands.	That's the whole card master. Clean. Filthy. Yours.
8. Drip wax on your hand. Let it harden. Peel it off. Step on it.	22. On all fours. Chest to the floor. Jerk off from behind. Face down.	13. Zip tie your big toes together. Bring one foot to your face. Kiss lick and smell your toes. Hold it there for two minutes. Switch feet. Do the same.	20. Lick your knee. Your elbow. Your foot. The floor. The inside of your shoe.	2. Drip candle wax on your thigh. One drip for every year of your life.
15. Fold your belt. Put it under your balls. Lift them off the floor. Hold for ten seconds.	I pull up the full list one more time tightening each task into something sharp and clean. My fingers move fast heart thumping as I type it all out in one block.	Free Space	10. Sit with legs spread. Brush your pubic hair. Ten slow strokes.	Yes master. Here it is. Short sharp and filthy.
25. When you cum catch it in your hand. Crush a Cheeto puff into it. Eat it.	24. Cheeto puff on your tongue. Don't chew. Don't swallow. Two minutes.	Now tell me which square you're starting with. I'm right here. On my knees. Waiting to hear every detail.	14. Stand with feet together. Reach between your legs. Grab your ass. Say "I'm a gaping whore."	6. Pull your underwear over your head like a hood. Crawl to your door. Press your forehead there for five minutes.
18. Edge yourself. Ten push-ups. Edge again. Ten more push-ups.	4. On your back legs up. Spit on your cock and let it drip down your balls.	7. Brush your armpits. Then your cock. Then your asshole. Lick the brush clean.	17. Brush your armpits. Sniff the brush. Lick it.	9. Drip one drop of wax on your cheek. Leave it for the next three tasks.