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Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
Dirty looks between your mom and your uncle.	Quiet whispers from across the room.	Creepy uncle says something inappropriately sexual.	The disclaimer before company comes over.	Someone gets too drunk and passes out before dinner.
Unnecessarily aggressive knife and fork plate scraping.	Storming out in anger.	Someone crying in the bathroom.	Overtly racist rant about Obamacare.	Adult assigned to the kids' table as punishment.
Simmering resentment about the dog getting to sit at the table.	Grandma smiles and feeds everyone.	AWKWARD SLIENCE FREE SPACE	Screaming fight about grandpa's last wishes.	"Who burned the got damn turkey?!" blame game
Curse word said in front of a child.	Mom hides out from washing dishes.	Someone makes up an excuse to leave before dessert.	Revived Sibling Rivalry from 10 years ago.	"Are you sure you want to eat that?"
Merciless teasing of most vulnerable family member.	Snarky comment about the green beans that's not actually about the green beans.	Brother sneaks outside to smoke a joint.	Strategic avoidance of emotional elephant in the room.	Shit-talking about someone in the next room.

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 24 events.
"Are you sure you want to eat that?", "Who burned the got damn turkey?!" blame game, Adult assigned to the kids' table as punishment., Brother sneaks outside to smoke a joint., Creepy uncle says something inappropriately sexual., Curse word said in front of a child., Dirty looks between your mom and your uncle., Grandma smiles and feeds everyone., Merciless teasing of most vulnerable family member., Mom hides out from washing dishes., Overtly racist rant about Obamacare., Quiet whispers from across the room., Revived Sibling Rivalry from 10 years ago., Screaming fight about grandpa's last wishes., Shit-talking about someone in the next room., Simmering resentment about the dog getting to sit at the table., Snarky comment about the green beans that's not actually about the green beans., Someone crying in the bathroom., Someone gets too drunk and passes out before dinner., Someone makes up an excuse to leave before dessert., Storming out in anger., Strategic avoidance of emotional elephant in the room., The disclaimer before company comes over., Unnecessarily aggressive knife and fork plate scraping..

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
Quiet whispers from across the room.	Dirty looks between your mom and your uncle.	Someone makes up an excuse to leave before dessert.	Storming out in anger.	Simmering resentment about the dog getting to sit at the table.
The disclaimer before company comes over.	Adult assigned to the kids' table as punishment.	Screaming fight about grandpa's last wishes.	"Are you sure you want to eat that?"	"Who burned the got damn turkey?!" blame game
Grandma smiles and feeds everyone.	Mom hides out from washing dishes.	AWKWARD SLIENCE FREE SPACE	Strategic avoidance of emotional elephant in the room.	Curse word said in front of a child.
Shit-talking about someone in the next room.	Merciless teasing of most vulnerable family member.	Revived Sibling Rivalry from 10 years ago.	Unnecessarily aggressive knife and fork plate scraping.	Creepy uncle says something inappropriately sexual.
Someone crying in the bathroom.	Brother sneaks outside to smoke a joint.	Snarky comment about the green beans that's not actually about the green beans.	Overtly racist rant about Obamacare.	Someone gets too drunk and passes out before dinner.