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Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
I hope that is the right size	Someone gets drunk before dinner	Does he/she know me at all	Where is Cole/Shane?	This one doesn't have onions/cheese
Why didn't you wear PJs?	We already ate	That's what she said	Shit-talking about someone in the next room	Curse word said in front of kids
Someone spills a drink	I told Kathy/Randy the shitter's broke	AWKWARD MOMENT FREE SPACE	Someone says something sexual	Cause that's how Papa did it
I didn't do much I had to work	Quiet whispers from across the room	Wanted you to have something to open	Someone makes up an excuse to leave early	Adult cries
Kid gets hurt	Sorry I'm late	Dirty look/eye roll	When I retire	Someone sneaks outside to smoke

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 24 events.
Adult cries, Cause that's how Papa did it, Curse word said in front of kids, Dirty look/eye roll, Does he/she know me at all, I didn't do much I had to work, I hope that is the right size, I told Kathy/Randy the shitter's broke, Kid gets hurt, Quiet whispers from across the room, Shit-talking about someone in the next room, Someone gets drunk before dinner, Someone makes up an excuse to leave early, Someone says something sexual, Someone sneaks outside to smoke, Someone spills a drink, Sorry I'm late, That's what she said, This one doesn't have onions/cheese, Wanted you to have something to open, We already ate, When I retire, Where is Cole/Shane?, Why didn't you wear PJs?.

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
Someone gets drunk before dinner	I hope that is the right size	Wanted you to have something to open	We already ate	Someone spills a drink
Where is Cole/Shane?	Curse word said in front of kids	Someone says something sexual	Adult cries	Cause that's how Papa did it
I told Kathy/Randy the shitter's broke	Quiet whispers from across the room	AWKWARD MOMENT FREE SPACE	When I retire	I didn't do much I had to work
Someone sneaks outside to smoke	Kid gets hurt	Someone makes up an excuse to leave early	Why didn't you wear PJs?	Does he/she know me at all
That's what she said	Dirty look/eye roll	Sorry I'm late	Shit-talking about someone in the next room	This one doesn't have onions/cheese