Customize Menopause Bingo Cards

Just like Grandma used to play, classic style BINGO! In this game of Menopause Bingo the squares have been randomized within specific columns. The first fifth of the squares go in column 1, second fifth go in column 2, then 3, 4, 5!

Download 2 free pages of Menopause Bingo including instructions and a randomized call sheet.


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MENOPAUSE
Hair Loss - MehBrain Fog – no clue what’s happeningWeight Gain - Bloating like dead whaleAfraid to Sneeze – especially at workTemperamental – Moi?
Hot Flashes – portable fan in every roomNight Sweats – PJ shortage by TuesdayMoody – cool when you’re 18Sweary – like a SailorOCD about AC
Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right?Headaches – Co Codamol/Constipation - discussBLANKItchy – everywhere rubbed rawCrabby Patty
Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!No Libido – don’t even think about it!Hairy – like YetiGrey Hair – finally a “grown up”Nose hairs – WTF?
Sleepy – power napping is realMemory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank.Anxiety about having anxietyEmotional Outbursts FFS!!!
This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 25 events.
Column 1: Hot Flashes – portable fan in every room, Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!, Hair Loss - Meh, Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right?, Sleepy – power napping is real
Column 2: Night Sweats – PJ shortage by Tuesday, No Libido – don’t even think about it!, Brain Fog – no clue what’s happening, Memory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?, Headaches – Co Codamol/Constipation - discuss
Column 3: Facial Hair – like Windsor Davies IYKYK, Weight Gain - Bloating like dead whale, Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank., Hairy – like Yeti, Moody – cool when you’re 18
Column 4: Sweary – like a Sailor, Itchy – everywhere rubbed raw, Anxiety about having anxiety, Grey Hair – finally a “grown up”, Afraid to Sneeze – especially at work
Column 5: Emotional Outbursts FFS!!!, Temperamental – Moi?, Crabby Patty, OCD about AC, Nose hairs – WTF?


Host Instructions:
  • Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
  • Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
  • Cross off events from the list when announced
Goals:
  • First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
  • First to get the four corners
  • First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
  • First to get all squares
Guest Instructions:
  • Check off events on your card as they occur
  • If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
  • The judge decides in the case of disputes
MENOPAUSE
Sleepy – power napping is realNight Sweats – PJ shortage by TuesdayMoody – cool when you’re 18Itchy – everywhere rubbed rawNose hairs – WTF?
Hot Flashes – portable fan in every roomHeadaches – Co Codamol/Constipation - discussHairy – like YetiGrey Hair – finally a “grown up”Temperamental – Moi?
Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!Memory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?BLANKSweary – like a SailorCrabby Patty
Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right?Brain Fog – no clue what’s happeningWeight Gain - Bloating like dead whaleAfraid to Sneeze – especially at workOCD about AC
Hair Loss - MehNo Libido – don’t even think about it!Facial Hair – like Windsor Davies IYKYKAnxiety about having anxietyEmotional Outbursts FFS!!!
This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 25 events.
Column 1: Hot Flashes – portable fan in every room, Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!, Hair Loss - Meh, Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right?, Sleepy – power napping is real
Column 2: Night Sweats – PJ shortage by Tuesday, No Libido – don’t even think about it!, Brain Fog – no clue what’s happening, Memory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?, Headaches – Co Codamol/Constipation - discuss
Column 3: Facial Hair – like Windsor Davies IYKYK, Weight Gain - Bloating like dead whale, Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank., Hairy – like Yeti, Moody – cool when you’re 18
Column 4: Sweary – like a Sailor, Itchy – everywhere rubbed raw, Anxiety about having anxiety, Grey Hair – finally a “grown up”, Afraid to Sneeze – especially at work
Column 5: Emotional Outbursts FFS!!!, Temperamental – Moi?, Crabby Patty, OCD about AC, Nose hairs – WTF?


Host Instructions:
  • Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
  • Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
  • Cross off events from the list when announced
Goals:
  • First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
  • First to get the four corners
  • First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
  • First to get all squares
Guest Instructions:
  • Check off events on your card as they occur
  • If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
  • The judge decides in the case of disputes