| No Libido – don’t even think about it! | Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank. | Crabby Patty | Slightly unhinged – most days | Tinnitus/tuned for High frequency |
| Brain Fog – no clue what’s happening | Hairy – like Yeti | OCD about AC | HRT – is it working? | Flatline – mind/body paralysis – oh wait..snacks 😊 |
| Hair Loss - Meh | Sweary – like a Sailor | Nose hairs – WTF? | Stress Incontinence - Cough sneeze fart and pee simultaneously | Tingling extremities – and not in a good way |
| Sleepy – power napping is real | Itchy – everywhere rubbed raw | Emotional Outbursts FFS!!! | Overactive bladder – Pee for Ireland | Electric shock sensations |
| Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right? | Moody – cool when you’re 18 | Afraid to Sneeze – especially at work | Oh shit I’m having a heart attack - Palpitations | Panic Attacks – forgotten card – at till. |
This bingo card was created randomly from a total of
37 events.
Column 1: Hot Flashes – portable fan in every room, Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!, Hair Loss - Meh, Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right?, Sleepy – power napping is real, Night Sweats – PJ shortage by Tuesday, No Libido – don’t even think about it!, Brain Fog – no clue what’s happening
Column 2: Memory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?, Facial Hair – like Windsor Davies IYKYK, Weight Gain - Bloating like dead whale, Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank., Hairy – like Yeti, Moody – cool when you’re 18, Sweary – like a Sailor, Itchy – everywhere rubbed raw
Column 3: Anxiety about having anxiety, Afraid to Sneeze – especially at work, Emotional Outbursts FFS!!!, Temperamental – Moi?, Crabby Patty, OCD about AC, Nose hairs – WTF?
Column 4: HRT – is it working?, Oh shit I’m having a heart attack - Palpitations, Wrinkles – age gracefully you ungrateful witch, Overactive bladder – Pee for Ireland, Stress Incontinence - Cough sneeze fart and pee simultaneously, Slightly unhinged – most days, Adrenaline Surge – let’s do this shit!
Column 5: Flatline – mind/body paralysis – oh wait..snacks 😊, Tingling extremities – and not in a good way, Panic Attacks – forgotten card – at till., Electric shock sensations, Tinnitus/tuned for High frequency, Blurry Vision – no drink taken, Clutz extraordinaire – walking bruiseHost Instructions:- Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
- Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
- Cross off events from the list when announced
Goals:- First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
- First to get the four corners
- First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
- First to get all squares
Guest Instructions:- Check off events on your card as they occur
- If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
- The judge decides in the case of disputes
| Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right? | Hairy – like Yeti | OCD about AC | HRT – is it working? | Flatline – mind/body paralysis – oh wait..snacks 😊 |
| Night Sweats – PJ shortage by Tuesday | Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank. | Temperamental – Moi? | Adrenaline Surge – let’s do this shit! | Tingling extremities – and not in a good way |
| Hair Loss - Meh | Sweary – like a Sailor | Nose hairs – WTF? | Stress Incontinence - Cough sneeze fart and pee simultaneously | Panic Attacks – forgotten card – at till. |
| No Libido – don’t even think about it! | Moody – cool when you’re 18 | Afraid to Sneeze – especially at work | Slightly unhinged – most days | Electric shock sensations |
| Sleepy – power napping is real | Weight Gain - Bloating like dead whale | Anxiety about having anxiety | Wrinkles – age gracefully you ungrateful witch | Blurry Vision – no drink taken |
This bingo card was created randomly from a total of
37 events.
Column 1: Hot Flashes – portable fan in every room, Mood Swings – keep up Motherf*kers!, Hair Loss - Meh, Insomnia – 3 hours sleep is good right?, Sleepy – power napping is real, Night Sweats – PJ shortage by Tuesday, No Libido – don’t even think about it!, Brain Fog – no clue what’s happening
Column 2: Memory Loss – was I definitely there? Are you sure?, Facial Hair – like Windsor Davies IYKYK, Weight Gain - Bloating like dead whale, Forgetful – lost keys glasses handbag empty petrol tank., Hairy – like Yeti, Moody – cool when you’re 18, Sweary – like a Sailor, Itchy – everywhere rubbed raw
Column 3: Anxiety about having anxiety, Afraid to Sneeze – especially at work, Emotional Outbursts FFS!!!, Temperamental – Moi?, Crabby Patty, OCD about AC, Nose hairs – WTF?
Column 4: HRT – is it working?, Oh shit I’m having a heart attack - Palpitations, Wrinkles – age gracefully you ungrateful witch, Overactive bladder – Pee for Ireland, Stress Incontinence - Cough sneeze fart and pee simultaneously, Slightly unhinged – most days, Adrenaline Surge – let’s do this shit!
Column 5: Flatline – mind/body paralysis – oh wait..snacks 😊, Tingling extremities – and not in a good way, Panic Attacks – forgotten card – at till., Electric shock sensations, Tinnitus/tuned for High frequency, Blurry Vision – no drink taken, Clutz extraordinaire – walking bruiseHost Instructions:- Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
- Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
- Cross off events from the list when announced
Goals:- First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
- First to get the four corners
- First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
- First to get all squares
Guest Instructions:- Check off events on your card as they occur
- If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
- The judge decides in the case of disputes
