Musterbation Bingo Cards to Download, Print and Customize!

B	I	N	G	O
Speculates on the specifics of your lady bits	Asks you to have a three-way with him and his friend	Refers to you as a "stupid cunt"	Makes a grab for your breasts as you are auscultating his lungs	Talks directly to one (or both) of your breasts
Threatens to kiss and tell about your past relationship	Asks if you get turned on by inserting Foley catheters	Places his hands in the "significant other" zone	Discusses the characteristics of his wife's pubic hair	Ejaculates onto your gloves as you're helping him with the urinal
Informs you that "my tongue can go for hours"	Tells you that his penis is named "Pepe" and implores you to "give Pepe a kiss"	Repeatedly and intentionally exposes his testicles	Texts/emails you a dick pic	Makes lewd comments about stripping as you're removing your isolation gown
Shamelessly attempts to peer down your scrubs as you are starting an IV	Suggests that you strip naked get on all fours and allow him to pull on your boobs so you know how a cow feels	Openly masturbates in front of you	Gropes you hurriedly in an elevator	Insists that you help him with the urinal when he is clearly capable of peeing solo
Informs you that he "hired you for your looks"	Calls 911; has a porno playing when you arrive on scene	Starts a sentence with "I know this is harassment but..."	Introduces you as Tits McGee	Tells a coworker that you "are just a young puss"

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 25 events.
Asks if you get turned on by inserting Foley catheters, Asks you to have a three-way with him and his friend, Calls 911; has a porno playing when you arrive on scene, Discusses the characteristics of his wife's pubic hair, Ejaculates onto your gloves as you're helping him with the urinal, Gropes you hurriedly in an elevator, Informs you that "my tongue can go for hours", Informs you that he "hired you for your looks", Insists that you help him with the urinal when he is clearly capable of peeing solo, Introduces you as Tits McGee, Makes a grab for your breasts as you are auscultating his lungs, Makes lewd comments about stripping as you're removing your isolation gown, Openly masturbates in front of you, Places his hands in the "significant other" zone, Refers to you as a "stupid cunt", Repeatedly and intentionally exposes his testicles, Shamelessly attempts to peer down your scrubs as you are starting an IV, Speculates on the specifics of your lady bits, Starts a sentence with "I know this is harassment but...", Suggests that you strip naked get on all fours and allow him to pull on your boobs so you know how a cow feels, Talks directly to one (or both) of your breasts, Tells a coworker that you "are just a young puss", Tells you that his penis is named "Pepe" and implores you to "give Pepe a kiss", Texts/emails you a dick pic, Threatens to kiss and tell about your past relationship.

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
Gropes you hurriedly in an elevator	Informs you that he "hired you for your looks"	Talks directly to one (or both) of your breasts	Places his hands in the "significant other" zone	Introduces you as Tits McGee
Shamelessly attempts to peer down your scrubs as you are starting an IV	Tells a coworker that you "are just a young puss"	Repeatedly and intentionally exposes his testicles	Refers to you as a "stupid cunt"	Ejaculates onto your gloves as you're helping him with the urinal
Makes lewd comments about stripping as you're removing your isolation gown	Starts a sentence with "I know this is harassment but..."	Speculates on the specifics of your lady bits	Asks if you get turned on by inserting Foley catheters	Asks you to have a three-way with him and his friend
Tells you that his penis is named "Pepe" and implores you to "give Pepe a kiss"	Informs you that "my tongue can go for hours"	Insists that you help him with the urinal when he is clearly capable of peeing solo	Texts/emails you a dick pic	Makes a grab for your breasts as you are auscultating his lungs
Suggests that you strip naked get on all fours and allow him to pull on your boobs so you know how a cow feels	Calls 911; has a porno playing when you arrive on scene	Discusses the characteristics of his wife's pubic hair	Threatens to kiss and tell about your past relationship	Openly masturbates in front of you