Bullshit Bingo Cards to Download, Print and Customize!

carbon nanotubes	fusion technologies	battlefield [derived] technology	turbo cancer	neural link
will absolutely killz ya	sub-giggz	nano particulates	five-gee	ah-zoo-ahh
led streetlight	drones	FREE	killzone	15min city
bio-tech weapon	experimental	phased array	gigger-hurtz	"the shot"
electromagnetic radiation	modulated frequency	an-ten-arrrrgh	target aquisition	kwite int-restin'

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 24 events.
"the shot", 15min city, ah-zoo-ahh, an-ten-arrrrgh, battlefield [derived] technology, bio-tech weapon, carbon nanotubes, drones, electromagnetic radiation, experimental, five-gee, fusion technologies, gigger-hurtz, killzone, kwite int-restin', led streetlight, modulated frequency, nano particulates, neural link, phased array, sub-giggz, target aquisition, turbo cancer, will absolutely killz ya.

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

fusion technologies	carbon nanotubes	phased array	sub-giggz	led streetlight
turbo cancer	ah-zoo-ahh	killzone	"the shot"	15min city
drones	experimental	FREE	target aquisition	bio-tech weapon
kwite int-restin'	electromagnetic radiation	gigger-hurtz	will absolutely killz ya	battlefield [derived] technology
nano particulates	an-ten-arrrrgh	modulated frequency	five-gee	neural link