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25. When you cum do it onto a piece of clothing you're wearing and then put that clothing back on.	10. Choke yourself with your own hand until you see spots.	22. Lick your own armpit.	19. Slap your own face three times.	5. Write the word "USE" on your thigh with your own spit.
9. Lick the floor where you walk.	1. Spit on your own hand and rub it over your face.	21. Put a clothespin on your tongue.	12. Pinch your nipples until they're sore.	13. Put toothpaste on your cock and leave it there for two minutes.
15. Finger your own ass while you jerk off.	7. Spank yourself with your belt until your ass is red.	FREE	23. Jerk off using only your non-dominant hand.	8. Put an ice cube on your balls and let it melt completely.
2. Stuff your dirty socks in your mouth for five full minutes.	24. Moan as loud as you dare without anyone hearing.	4. Slap your own ass five times while repeating "I'm a desperate slut."	20. Stand naked facing the door for ten minutes completely still.	14. Crawl around your room on all fours for one full minute.
17. Let your precum drip onto your phone screen and don't wipe it off.	16. Bite your own arm hard enough to leave teeth marks.	11. Call yourself a worthless piece of meat out loud ten times.	3. Slap your balls five times with your palm.	18. Wrap your belt around your upper thigh. Cinch it tight enough to leave a mark. Keep it on for the next five tasks. When you take it off pinch the mark until it stings.

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 25 events.
1. Spit on your own hand and rub it over your face., 10. Choke yourself with your own hand until you see spots., 11. Call yourself a worthless piece of meat out loud ten times., 12. Pinch your nipples until they're sore., 13. Put toothpaste on your cock and leave it there for two minutes., 14. Crawl around your room on all fours for one full minute., 15. Finger your own ass while you jerk off., 16. Bite your own arm hard enough to leave teeth marks., 17. Let your precum drip onto your phone screen and don't wipe it off., 18. Wrap your belt around your upper thigh. Cinch it tight enough to leave a mark. Keep it on for the next five tasks. When you take it off pinch the mark until it stings., 19. Slap your own face three times., 2. Stuff your dirty socks in your mouth for five full minutes., 20. Stand naked facing the door for ten minutes completely still., 21. Put a clothespin on your tongue., 22. Lick your own armpit., 23. Jerk off using only your non-dominant hand., 24. Moan as loud as you dare without anyone hearing., 25. When you cum do it onto a piece of clothing you're wearing and then put that clothing back on., 3. Slap your balls five times with your palm., 4. Slap your own ass five times while repeating "I'm a desperate slut.", 5. Write the word "USE" on your thigh with your own spit., 6. Put your underwear on your head and keep it there for the next three tasks., 7. Spank yourself with your belt until your ass is red., 8. Put an ice cube on your balls and let it melt completely., 9. Lick the floor where you walk..

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

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5. Write the word "USE" on your thigh with your own spit.	22. Lick your own armpit.	2. Stuff your dirty socks in your mouth for five full minutes.	9. Lick the floor where you walk.	23. Jerk off using only your non-dominant hand.
18. Wrap your belt around your upper thigh. Cinch it tight enough to leave a mark. Keep it on for the next five tasks. When you take it off pinch the mark until it stings.	12. Pinch your nipples until they're sore.	17. Let your precum drip onto your phone screen and don't wipe it off.	24. Moan as loud as you dare without anyone hearing.	14. Crawl around your room on all fours for one full minute.
19. Slap your own face three times.	8. Put an ice cube on your balls and let it melt completely.	FREE	11. Call yourself a worthless piece of meat out loud ten times.	16. Bite your own arm hard enough to leave teeth marks.
7. Spank yourself with your belt until your ass is red.	20. Stand naked facing the door for ten minutes completely still.	1. Spit on your own hand and rub it over your face.	25. When you cum do it onto a piece of clothing you're wearing and then put that clothing back on.	6. Put your underwear on your head and keep it there for the next three tasks.
21. Put a clothespin on your tongue.	13. Put toothpaste on your cock and leave it there for two minutes.	3. Slap your balls five times with your palm.	10. Choke yourself with your own hand until you see spots.	15. Finger your own ass while you jerk off.