Getting Old Sucks Bingo Cards to Download, Print and Customize!

B	I	N	G	O
hearing loss	memory loss	support hose	elastic waist pants	memory games
false teeth	grey hair	arthritis	orthopedic shoes	saggy boobs
gout	cataracts	BINGO	senior discount	osteoporosis
cracking knees	soft diets	bursitis	multi-day pillbox	granny panties
depends	hearing aids	cardigan sweaters	aches and pains	fiber

This bingo card was created randomly from a total of 40 events.
aches and pains, acid reflex, age spots, arch supports, arthritis, artificial joints, bifocals, bursitis, cane, cardigan sweaters, cataracts, corns, cracking knees, depends, elastic waist pants, false teeth, fiber, girdles, gout, granny panties, grey hair, hearing aids, hearing loss, high blood pressure, hot flashes, insomnia, memory games, memory loss, menopause, multi-day pillbox, orthopedic shoes, osteoporosis, reading glasses, saggy boobs, senior discount, soft diets, support hose, walker, weight gain, wrinkles.

Host Instructions:

Decide when to start and select your goal(s)
Designate a judge to announce events randomly or as they happen
Cross off events from the list when announced

Goals:

First to get any line (up, down, left, right, diagonally)
First to get the four corners
First to get two diagonal lines through the middle (an "X")
First to get all squares

Guest Instructions:

Check off events on your card as they occur
If you complete a goal, shout "Bingo!". You've won!
The judge decides in the case of disputes

B	I	N	G	O
reading glasses	cataracts	memory games	hearing loss	girdles
wrinkles	memory loss	arch supports	high blood pressure	elastic waist pants
depends	walker	BINGO	orthopedic shoes	multi-day pillbox
granny panties	bifocals	false teeth	hot flashes	gout
menopause	grey hair	aches and pains	acid reflex	corns